Sourpuss

A grumpy person, usually a Physics major in Ivy League universities, who specializes in hiding his emotions behind a tough facial expression, deep blue eyes and occasionally- a mustache.

The main characteristics of the sourpuss are:
1. Anti-freeze laptops

2. The fear of big haired lovely women
3. Avoidance of pass/fail courses

The highly irritated, annoyed and aggravated sourpuss decided to share a secret when he understood the Gal was awesome!

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sourpuss

what 99% of teens drink to get fucked up and almost always results in alcohol poisoning.

not legally allowed to people over 17

bro1: hey what did you do this weekend
bro2: oh man i got fucked up on sourpuss and got my stomach pumped. my parents cried the whole time and wouldn’t drive me home
bro1:...fun

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