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Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.
1)Offspring from different relationships.
2) having several children each with a different last name
Her souvenir children are the lasting reminders from each true love, and full child support from each father.
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When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.
I like to browse through my Tinder Souvenirs, it makes me feel better on a lonely night.
Catching a sexually transmitted disease (STD) while on vacation in Berlin.
Man, I've got some nasty discharge after making out with that guy in the dark room. It might be a Berlin souvenir.
a life that is created as a reminder of a person and/or relationship, no matter how brief or close.
She’s had a baby with every one of her last 3 relationships, bet she’s gonna have a souvenir baby for her next relationship as well.
The act of a serial killer cutting off the tits or the pecker and displaying it in such a fashion as Ed gene.
Man, I fucked that bitch and gave her ass a Cincinnati souvenir!