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Soylent Green is People.
Soylent Green is people!!! *looks uncomfortable, probably dies*
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A facial expression of wide-open mouth and eyes, signifying great joy about something woke and progressive. Usually posted on social media by scraggly-bearded soy boys with thick-rimmed glasses. Also spawned the edition of Wojak known as Soyjak.
"I got the jab, now I can leave my house agaaaain! Thaaanks, Fowsie!"
"I got my vasectomy! No longer I am a toxic white male, yaaaay!"
"The new cockroach burgers are soooo delicious!"
"Hip hip hooooray for our greatest ally!"
"Men who have this open-mouthed primal fear grimace :<> soylent grin are inevitably very seriously messed up."
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A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.
Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."
Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."
People who believe health care reform will include assisted suicide, or as depicted in the movie Soylent Green “voluntary euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.” In reality the proposed bill includes the option of having a Living Will, which is a great idea and can cost $200 or more if done by a private attorney.
Gladys: "Marge, Marge, the government plans to give me a lethal injection while I watch panoramic views of an unspoiled Earth! Next thing you know we’ll all be Communists eating other Soylent Greeners!"
Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"
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A small town in Missouri made up of canibalistic hilbillies who live in isolation from normal society.
Person 1: I'm going to Arkansas next week.
Person 2: Cool, just make sure you don't take 67. That runs through Soylent Greenville.
Person 1: Oh God! Maybe I should go by plane.
Person 2: That would probably be best. You don't wanna take your chances on these kind of things.
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Playing on the "harvesting humans" idea from the 1973 movie, the term "Soylent Green" has emerged as a derogatory term in today's political issues of embryonic stem cell research and frozen embryos.
"Yeah... he had soylent green therapy after the accident."
"Mamma's got her Soylent Green on ice."
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