So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.
Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.
"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.
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A slang word used to describe someone who's completely drunk. Can also be used as 'Spangladesh', if someone is describing that they were drunk.
Person: "what did you do over the weekend?"
"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."
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When your absolutely fucked on drugs and acting like a retard.
1 - "I'm spangled as fuck"
2. - "That last pip spangled the fuck out of me"
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a scattering of stars and also the name of a british hardened candy/sweet in the 1970's and contained the sorts of chemicals that sent kids into orbit. an affectionate term for one who shines out and is unique.
a. 'How are you spangle?'
b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'
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The sexual fetish of being spanked and strangled at the same time.
My girl is really into being spangled during sex.
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The sexual act of choking and spanking someone at the same time while having intercourse
Dude!i met this chick at the bar last night, we spangled so much last night. i think im in love.
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'SPANGLE' can also be used instead of calling someone a nugget.
When someone is clowning around you could say 'Give over you Spangle'
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