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A slightly more classy word for having a wank. Due to its dual connotation can often be misinterpreted for laying down a smack.
Pillips: I sconse anyone who has had a spank today!
Keyworth: What? Giving or receiving?
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1) An alliterative expression describing a physically stimulating hand gesture used, typically, by parents or guardians to punish children by striking usually the buttocks with an open palm. (Now outlawed in several jurisdictions.)
2) What painfaced, upright husbands of painfaced, uptight wives dream of doing to sassy, gum-chewing, headphone-wearing young girls (or boys) whose behavior or appearance stirs feelings of envy at having been prohibited the freedoms such youngsters enjoy, such feelings in turn stirring sexual responses that can only be fully released by inflicting on these objects of desire the same form of interdicting assault the aroused party suffered at the same early stage of development.
Patient: Doctor, I suffered awfully at the hands of my father - almost daily spankings.
Doctor: Hmm, I see, Mr Carruthers. Tell me, what is the first thing you think when I show you the cover of this Rihanna CD, "Music of the Sun"?
Patient (hands clenched, eyes flashing): Doctor, I want to spank her, yes, SPANK her!
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smoking smarties by inhaling/exhaling the powder
kid1-hit me up with some spank ?
kid2-yea i got a whole pack of 'em last night
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the act of hitting a small, scared, defenseless child on the ass, causing them severe pain, until they struggle, scream and cry, sometimes begging for mercy.
mean mother/father: i like causing you pain and watching you cry, so i'm gonna spank you!
child: NOO! please don't! I'll be good!
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To masturbate, as in spank the monkey
Nothin' like a good ol' dry spank.
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The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.
Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
If you pull Kitty's tail again, Mama's going to spank you!
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some drug in the video game grand theft auto 3.
here's your spank.
You got any spank?
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