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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
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When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
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masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
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An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
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to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
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