The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.
Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!
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To be very drunk, softer version of wankered
I was totally spankered last night
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Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
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A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
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An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
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A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis
Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!
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