Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

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Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

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spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

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Spatulent

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

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Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

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spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

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Spatulate

-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill

Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!