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A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself
Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”
Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”
The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.
Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.
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A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.
Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
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Towel,Towelette, Rainbow Six Seige Player, Follower of Mary Jane
Blake Spaulding is such a towelette.
haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt
oh hey looks its haley spaulding
oh ive heard shes retarded
yeah you’d be right
If you meet a Spaulding Williams your life will turn upside down for the better!! They will be so handsome, charming, flirty, smart, and hilarious. They will have the most BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES!! 😩 You will fall deeply in love with them
“SPAULDING WILLIAMS IS SO GOOD AT SPORTS”
“SPAULDING WILLIAMS IS SO GORGEOUS!!!”
“SPAULDING WILLIAMS IS SO FUNNY!!”