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speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

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Hetero-Speculative

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018


Speculative Fiction

A genre of fiction that encompasses works with supernatural or futuristic elements.

The most notable genres of speculative fiction include fantasy, science fiction, horror, utopian, dystopian, alternate history, apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic, superhero and supernatural

The word "speculative fiction" was coined by American sci-fi author Robert A. Heinlein

by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018

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Hate speculator

Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.

Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?

Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.

Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.

by CIfan March 26, 2012


Speculative Grenade

When playing a game shooting game, like like the call of duty series, and throwing a grenade as far as you can in the general direction of where the enemy might be in the hope of it being especially lucky and killing someone. Ccan also be done with a tomahawk on call of duty black ops, know as a speculative tomahawk. either can be shortened to spec tommy or spec genade.

i threw a speculative grenade and got a triple kill.

by Mac1zero May 5, 2011

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only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017


Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020