An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is donβt waste a drop..
Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...
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This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.
Well gotta go see the old sperm bank!
A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.
"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."
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A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.
"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."
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Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois
Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight
A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.
I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.
The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....
Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??
Mom: I went swimming in your pool...
Son: OH FUCK
thats a redneck sperm bank...
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