Sphinkter Busters

Sphinkter Busters are large fingers from a large hand capable of causing serious damage to ones rectum

"Check out that guys hands, hes got total sphinkter busters"

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sphinkter concarto

a farting or passing of gas

steve just conducted a sphinker concarto

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sphinkter cannon

butt hole/ poop chute

I just let a massive explosion out of my sphinkter cannon

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Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

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Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

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Ass-sphinkter says, What?

Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.

Alex: Hey Zach, Ass-sphinkter says, What?
Zach: What?
Alex: Haha, exactly.

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michael sphinkter group

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.

"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"

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