spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

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Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

Spindle Sander

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

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spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

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Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

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jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

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