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When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
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You yell spit your shit fast before knocking what ever thier holding in thier hands
Guy has drink buddy yells spit your shit then smacks it out of his hand
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When you do anal with a woman and let her shit in her mout, then spit it back in her ass.
After me and my wife dropped our son off at daycare, we did a Shit Spit.
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When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans
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This is a phrase used whenever you're either sarcastic or genuinely agreeing to someone's stupid, bodacious, autistic and interesting take.
Man 1: Girls are the epitome of hypocriticism in today's society where people wish to have gender equality. Their solution? Gender equality means downgrading the rights of men.
Man 2: Fax my boy spit yo shit indeed!
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When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.
Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again