Batty Splatty

The act of ejaculating on a girls ass and smacking the jizz covered ass cheek

met this girl she thicc asf shes asking for a batty splatty

splatty

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

Splatty

Used to describe objects(usually food) that have both qualities of being soft and nasty.

John: Bro look at this picture of Al's banana
Hannah: Mmm, lovely banana. Looking splatty.

splatty natty

Natasha’s now decaying body

If this flops ima pull a splatty natty