Spleeg

An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.

A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.

A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.

A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.

If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.

" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"

" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "

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Spleege

a persons body part or organ being bigger then another body part or organ.

my ball is bigger then my other ball therefore i have a spleege sack.

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yinkle spleeg

Basically when the
You know
when the

What the cheese, young fellow has doth yinkle spleeg'd his pantaloons

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Spleeg

A beard

I bought a razor to shave my spleeg

spleeg

An imaginary drug that is used by only the most superfly of people. it will also scare ones girlfriend into thinking it is a real drug.

Me: i been smokin that spleeg
Friend: WHY ARE YOU SMOKIN THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW ITS BAD FOR YOU.
Me: spleeg is a fake drug dude, you just got busted.

jizzeroni and spleege

Basically means “it is what it is.”

Friend 1: “Dude i just got fired”
Friend 2: “Oh damn bro. Are u good tho?”
Friend 1: “Hey man, jizzeroni and spleege.”