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Sponge cake made using splooge
How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?
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To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
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boo ya! cunt insult
or
genital flan type infection ;)
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"
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doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'
female 'my cunt is all splongey'
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Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.
Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.
Official Rules Of
Splong!
{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit
1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side
2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)
3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.
4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point
5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.
6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)
7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)
8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set