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A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”
Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*
a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".
Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."
Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"
Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"
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The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself
As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself
What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early
Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night
When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.
Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.