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A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.
Also see Whiskey dick
ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."
ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."
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Cumming on sponge cake OR sopping up cum with said cake, and then eating it
Bro we've gotta sponch with that new Martha Stewart cake recipe
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The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.
Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."
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A code word for Acid, LSD, or almost any kind of psychadelic drug.
Hey bro, me and chad were gonna sponch at my place later, wanna come?
I could really use a sponch salad rn.
Uncle:"EAT your vegetables"
M:"But I really don't like the taste of sponch in my mouth"