portuguese sponge bath

Using jizz on a loofa to clean partner.

"Dude I totally Portuguese sponge bathed your sister this weekend"

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Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.