spon

Short form of "sponsor".

Friend: Wanna go for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I don't have enough money, you spon me?
Friend: Eh...

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spon

to share something; commonly used for cigarettes

“hey man, spon me a cigg?”

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spon

The word master Ransom taught me...

You sp0n!

sp0n sp0n sp0n sp0n.

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spon

a second class spoon

your a spon

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Spon Loaf

Slang term for sponge like textured deserts.

After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.

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spon-sore

The state of being totally worn slick and overwhelmed by listening to, advising, comforting, emailing, texting, facebooking, etc. an innumerable amount of 12-step sponsees.

I sponsor too many women. I talked to one lady about her divorce, another about her drunk husband, still another about her meth addiction and one more about her shopping addiction - all before 10am. I am becoming spon-sore!

Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

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