spood

The flat, spatula-like utensil that sometimes comes with ice cream cups, or given to you at the ice cream store. Often made of wood, spoods break very easily.

This spood is nug. Can't they give you a real spoon?

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Spood

A word used to replace an extremely obvious or unknown one in a verbal sentence. Usually a noun or verb, but sometimes an adjective.

1. Omgawd! We were at the mall yesterday spooding, and I found the cutest skirt!
2. We were out waterskiing last week and the spood that hooks to the boat snapped and thats how I broke my leg.
3. God, the teacher is such a spood, I cannot understand a word she says.

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Spood

Gibberish used to avoid awkward encounters or to lighten the mood.

"Well this is some spood"

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full spood

Going pedal-to-the-medal/balls-to-the-wall/full throttle, usually in a vehicle, and even more usually in a video game. The main difference between full speed and full spood is that when the latter word is spoken aloud, more often than not, the speaker's current activity will almost immediately end in an epic fail.

Gamer A: Dude, I'm almost to the wall ride...
Gamer B: You got it, bro.
Gamer A: FULL SPOOD!!!...*launches from ramp*
Gamer B: Yeah, man.
Gamer A: *commences wall ride*...
Gamer A: *slides off wall and falls into the abyss of epic faildom*...NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

spood pinging

this is when on a wednesday, u accidentally do speed instead of ket, and then u eat some rly nice food and it tastes so good u ping from speed

dude i’m spood pinging with these noodles rn

Spood

A spood is a lifestyle, that cannot be explained to members of inferior cultures. All the food you eat it shaped like spoons. No escape

I am a member of the spood, I am therefore superior to you in every way, mortals!