Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)

Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”

spooning

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"

Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!

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spoon

(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).

Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?

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Spooning

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.

Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !

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Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

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There is no spoon

Quote from The Matrix, stating that the spoon Neo holds in his hand is not real, along with everything around him. Because of this, he learns how to manipulate it with his mind.

When people use it on the internet, they usually use it as a means of non-sense.

"There is no spoon..." ~ Neo

"OMG THERE IS NO SPEWN" ~ Thousands of dweebs on the internet

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spoon

A nickname for an obnoxiously self entitled, controlling, toxic and dramatic person. This person loves playing the victim card in every situation and enjoys self pity. They are fake and not to be trusted as they love making you feel bad for them and about yourself. They will simultaneously stab in the back and betray you. This term can also be used to describe or nickname someone with wide hips.

Look at Hannah, she is such a spoon.

Hannah looks like a spoon.

Hey look out, it's spoon.