sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

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sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

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sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

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sporking

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

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sporking

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

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sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

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sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

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