sprang

Is NOT a sprain. It's better. Instead of spraining your foot and not being able to do a sport; you can tell your coach. Oh no it's just a sprang. It's all right. But in truth. It's throbbing, but you still want to play.

Bob- Hey coach! I only have this ace bandage on my foot because i spranged it. It's cool for me to play in the game tonight.

Coach- Really? Are you sure it's not a sprain?

Bob- Dude, it's a sprang, I'm playing!

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Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

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Sprang

A sprang is the skin between your Vag and ur asshole!

Simone ur sprang is showing! put it away!:)

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sprang

all warm and shiz without the flowers or gay stuff that spring has.

"Sprang Break!!"

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Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

sprang flang

This term derives from the already defined phrase "spring fling," however this one is said with much more of a southern twang. Sprang flang is an event which takes place during sunny weather where college students are allowed the chance to get extremely inebriated on their own campus. This even only occurs once a year, making it very special to those involved.

"I can't wait for sprang flang this year, it's going to be epic.

SPRANG BRAK

...as in Spring Break...SPRANG BRAK is used in the sense of a wicked-bad-ass-mother-fuckin-epic-son-bitch-ballsiest spring break awesomest fun times ever.

...SPRANG BRAK must always be in all caps to emphasize the literal, metaphorical, metaphysical, emotional, physiological, and sociological meaning that glorifies it's total bad ass-ness.

Try using it in a sentence!

"SPRANG BRAK, SPRANG BRAK, SPRANG BRAK!!!!!!!"

Try using this logic with other phrases as well!

"Why yes, I am taking a SPRANG BRAK RAD TRIP to New Mexico!"......(spring break road trip)

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