Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.

"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."

langford spray tan

Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)

If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan

Scandinavian spray tan

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.

Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

Kentucky Spray Tan

Occurs when you have intercourse with a girl while on her period and you railbone her so hard to where when your done she queefs and sprays blood all over your stomach and midsection. Hence the term spray tan.

I fucked a girl so hard that when I pulled out to nut on her stomach she gave me a kentucky spray tan.

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Turkish Spray tan

Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.

Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."

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Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.

“What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”

spray tan the pan

when you shit and spit chips of shit down the toilet and it hits the pan so violently and sticks all round, you have to T-Cut it off.

Could be after a particularly spicy curry. A dodgy Egyptian dish at the Park Inn Sharm could also cause one to 'spray tan the pan' in a BIG way.... Poor cleaners

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