spread

describes someone who is attractive or good-looking, someone who is hot, fit etc etc. originated from the word butters or butterz, which describes someone who is considered ugly and/or rough.

"that bands drummer is so damn spread"
"man your mum was looking spread last night"

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spread

The most commonly used excuse for having a shit animfix/prediction.

rarely it covers up resolver misses but mostly csgo just sucks dick.

why are you dumping?

mIsSeD sHoT dUe To SpReAd

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spread

The scatter profile of a chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.

Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two feet up!
Bob: As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you get good G-banded karyotypes.

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spread

Noun

A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair.

Also, a meal provided by employer.

Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"

Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!"

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spread

word describing you are going to tell someone something

"tell everyone to meet at 9 o clock"

"ok I'm gonna spread that"

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spread

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

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spread

To be a super hero with powers that consist of spreading nutella on bread and being known as Fred, therefore Spread which is latin for princess.

Oi spread save the day, o wait you cant ur useless

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