Sprinkle Genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift shops or yard sales looking for abandoned

m💩ng💩nese glass they can assume is uranium due to their own lack of uranium or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating the clear glassware with fecal matter or urine.

He's wizzing in a cup, cause' the glow is like

m💩ng💩nese, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.