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golly, oyster, phlegm .. something left on the ground after an exercise in phlegm projection. (aussie)
Sprog definition thought to originate from foetal resemblance.
Hey, I just trod in your sprog. Kindly use a tissue asshole.
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1. Verb, To attempt what another has failed to achieve.
2. Noun, an attempt at what another has failed to achieve.
I can't open the jar, will you have a sprog?
or
A: I can't find the keys.
B: I'll sprog.
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to have recently given birth; to pop one out
She looks amazing for a bird who's just sprogged!
with child (see sprogg); pregnant
She only got sprogged up so he'd have to stay with her.
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Children. Young ones. Generally aged from babies to preschool. Often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.
Often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. Most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from H&M and GAP.
They regularly have a look in their eyes which is passive yet self absorbed. A bit like a fat sleepy zombie.
Easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.
Nevermind all this CO2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many damn sprogs.
I would have invited Rebecca, but since she's become a mother, all she ever talks about is her fucking sprog.
~Kelly had ANOTHER child last month,
#wait, does that mean she's got six sprogs now?
>That's way too many sprogs.
~I don't want any sprogs until I'm at least thirty.
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"Did you hear about Steve? Yeah he lost his sprog in the IKEA again!"
Naval term for a young/inexperienced rating...
Him? He's just a SPROG, Seaman Part one Right Outta Ganges!
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