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Spunker

A ugly ass extra chromosome motherfucker

Your such a Spunker dude

by LilB5 January 9, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunkers

a crazy trio, who knows no danger, and fails to see the bigger picture. They always have each others' backs and lives in the moment of the day. They always succeed in getting the guy, but never use their powers for evil. Finally they have a personal belief that all things can be forgiven.... with chocolate and a good movie of couse!

This mysterious word sprung up when someone asked who these three chicks from Tenino were. They, in turn, replied, "we are the SPUNKERS."

Not to be mixed up with the spankers or the spank-hers!

Mary, Heather and Krista were considered the spunkers of the school.

The laid back spunkers enjoyed the simple pariers lifestyle, as long as they were friends.

by Krista April 6, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldnโ€™t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 6, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth

Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker

by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019


pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž