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The first of its kind and harbinger. A telltale event.
I was late to go through puberty and was a junior in high school when my first sputnik got airborne.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.
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"A word that means cum ,or semen . Sputnik was a Soviet satellite that came out of the "rocket" on October 4, 1957, 7:28 PM and this feat encouraged the U.S. to build a rocket as well starting the "space race". On January 31, 1958, the U.S. launched the Explorer 1 into outer space. Think of Explorer 1 and Sputnik as sperm racing towards the female's egg, therefore space race." - A guy in 805
Example 1
Girl 1: What did you guys do last night
Girl 2: He got all of his sputnik on my face!
Example 2
Man 1: I sputnikked all over her face last night!
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A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.
Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.
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Stalin: we should go to space
JFK: ok
Stalin: *goes to space using Sputnik*
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A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.
Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.
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a racist word for a korean,chinese,or japanese person.
wow look at that sputnik over there he is so gay
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A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.
Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.
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