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Squaddy - scottish for a member of a group of Neds
' Awright pal, hard weekend got a golden shower from a squaddy '
A hoe who tops off the whole crew or
A thot that lets the whole team hit
Ima take this squaddie to the back and get some head.
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Squaddies are the dumbfuck new recruits in the army who think they're hard and go around in their shitty done-up cars and try to start fights with innocent people on the street.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.
Squaddie 1: 'Ere mate, look at that twat on the bike, wanna jump him?
Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.
*squaddie 1 bottles biker*
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A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
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A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.
A: You've been digging in the garden all weekend?
B: Yes - and I've got a squaddie tan.
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when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch
oh my god he fucking squaddy peaked me
The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking
"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
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