a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad
I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch
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The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
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A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
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As defined in Rick and Morty S02E10: "Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand."
Squanchy: Rick Sachez! You psycho bag of squanch!
Squanchy: And you must be Beth, Ensquanche!
The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something.
(From Rick and Morty)
1. "Hey Rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
2. "I'm gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching."
3. "Squanchy party Rick!"
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