A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.
Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.
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a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.
Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!
dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide
dude: you're such a bi-squasher
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potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one
omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!