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A racquet sport extremely popular in select areas in the US like california , and most of the east coast .
-Is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball .
-Is popular with kids with a juniors program.
-Has been named one of the top two sports, along with competitive swimming .
-Is aweeesoomee!
Guy: So what'd you do this weekend?
Player: I played squash!
Guy: Mhm and how did that go?
Player: GREAT, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn't get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down.
Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.
Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."
See: Ivy League, NESCAC
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"Squanderable Cash"
1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"
2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"
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The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex
"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"
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n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."
1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.
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(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.
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