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Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.
“My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!”
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It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.
Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.
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describing someone who is short and thick
That girl over there looks a little squattie.
Someone with great clothes, accessories and electronics....cuz they don't pay rent or bills since they are squatting
Eduardo is such a squattie in designer duds and gear
He thinks he's living like a baller and looking like a pimp but he is a scamming squattie.
one who temporarily lives in empty or abandoned properties
I found a squattie living in the crawl space of my empty rental home.
When a guy lays on his back with his toe by his ear, the women squats on him like a he’s a toilet and pees in to ass.
Last night Karen squatty potty zee and he now no longer needs a douch’e
squatty runs are walking lunges! its super funny and your gym teacher will hate you forever
hey mannnnn, lets go do some SQUATTY RUNS!!!