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DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 6, 2011


squeegy weegy

A stinky pooper.

Ian, you're a squeegy weegy.

by Meeperbunny September 1, 2017

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west philly squeegie

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.

I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!

by Toby Shephard March 1, 2008

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Yung squeegie

Youngest rapper in the rap game who is going to save the rap game just like lil pump did. Did a collaboration with yung meth with their first music video boyz in da hood- i just

Yo its ye boi yung squeegie bout to drop my first song its gon be litty

by Brandon Maione August 9, 2018


Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

by Jabscanoe January 5, 2017


feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019


Squeegie Beckenhime

A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.

Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.
Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.

by PineapplePrincess May 9, 2005