Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.
"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."
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While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks
see the tokyo shuffle
We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough
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To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration
I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!
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Me and my best friend shoutout to Hannah b made this word when talking about a fart story
Itโs where you are holding in a fart so your squenching
I was squenching my bum
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1. Synonym for โcuntโ that is acceptable for use in polite conversation
2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach
1.โMadame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.โ -MZ, CEO
2. Oy, that Yank Congresswomanโs face looks like she just finished squenching.
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Person 1: Dude I hate that one guy
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a squench.
To draw up oneโs shoulders together in glee. Sometimes can include drawing up the fists under the chin with shoulders.
Stacey giggled and squenched, watching the sprinkles fall on her strawberry ice cream cone.