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Squid

Someone who rides a motorcycle recklessly without any gear.

"Look at him doing wheelies without even a helmet, what a squid!"

by Thatonekid87 June 12, 2020

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Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 7, 2020


squid

a US Navy Sailor. derogatory

Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.

Sailor: Maybe it's because you're on a ship, jarhead.

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

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Squided

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

by KragothTBD June 7, 2014


the squids

we all know of {the ants 😡🐜} but do you know of the squids 😡🦑? inspired by braeden lemasters, the ants is the new edition of the viral ants tiktok meme.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.

the squids are coming! run!

by Averagepotato September 23, 2019


squid

Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.

That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.

by zooplankton zoloretto January 4, 2021

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squid

'Squid' is a contraction of "Squirrelly Kid", and comes from So Cal racers who were also involved in the Surfer culture.

Though the term is now widely used to describe street riders of questionable cornering skill, questionable judgement in demonstrations of horsepower and braking, questionable judgement in the protective clothing worn, and very questionable judgement in his/her friends, the meaning was actually developed at the racetrack.

Back in the day before trackdays (an organized event to allow anyone with a motorcycle and the price of admission to gain familiarity with a racetrack and learn to ride faster, more safely than on the street) were common and new racers frequently had no track experience - hence their unpredictable behavior and unsteady lines led to them being labelled "squirrelly", as unpredictable surfers (or surfing conditions or surfing equipment) were also called.

From there, the term made it to the canyons of Southern California (a popular means to risk one's hide while demonstrating riding skill at speeds well over the posted limit), then out to the rest of the world that reads about So Cal in magazines and apparently strives to be just like So Cal.

"I really hate dealing with the street squids riding over their heads in the 'A' group at Buttonwillow."

"That trackday org is all about getting money from the squids who don't know better."

"Yeah, there was another squid taken off Palomar in an ambulance this morning."

by kz2zx January 15, 2006

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