Im gonna go smoke a squigg
Aka cigarette, smoke, cig, grit
A squigg is someone who is dumb, gets bad grades, not very attractive, but is very loyal and is a good friend.
Guy 1: Ew that guy is so ugly
Guy 2: Him? Bro he’s such a good friend. i trust him with my life.
Guy 3: Such a squigg.