stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

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stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

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stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

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stain glass window

When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.

It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.

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stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

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stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

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stained glass window

believed to be the remnants of a feudal alien race that would use the fragile object to reflect the rays of the sun and blind their enemies with an aurora of colorful light only to spare enough time to make a meatloaf

He threw the stained glass window onto the rock and it shattered into pieces.

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