when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face
George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica
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when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer
Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there
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Farting while taking a hot steamy shower with another person.
When in the shower with your significant other pretend to drop the soap, have them get it and then fart in their face . Deny any smell. Give them the stanley steamer.
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Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.
"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.
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A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.
Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.
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Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"
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The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.
She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.