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a word for a friend who tortured you during primary school with their abnormally weird games.
"You are a stapes because you make me play weird games."
"Okay."
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Irish slang for a particularly hairy armpit.
Brian - "Jaysus, did you see the Stapes on that one?"
Eric - "She's more hair under there that I have on me head!"
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"Oh my god, Mr O'Dubhlaing is such a stapes."
"I know, I keep thinking he's looking at me, but he's actually looking at the other side of the room!"
"Scary shit, man."
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Irish slang for a depressed, obsessive, psychotic, stalkerish, attention seeking girl.
"See her? She's the girl who was stalking Jamie and Stephen!"
"Oh my God, Chloe? Yeah, that girl is such a Stapes.
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An extinct fruit, shaped like a hexagon.
"Look at this Stapes fruit fossil I just found!"
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an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.
Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."
Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"
Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair
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A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.
"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."
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