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1. Cover Your Ass statement.
2. A clause written into a legal document meant to protect some or all of the signers from litigation due to breach or other problem.
"Our faucet broke again, there's water everywhere and my computer's wrecked. I'm seriously suing the landlord for this one." -- "Dude, didn't you read the contract? There's a CYA statement saying he's not responsible for damage to personal property in the apartment."
a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
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A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!
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Clothes that draw attention to the person who wears them.
You wanna make a fashion statement? Wear this dress!
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An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.
She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.
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A really confusing paradox, commonly used as a high class military weapon. If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. but If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. Ow I got a huge brainhurt.
Greg: "Impress me"
Andrew: "this statement is false"
Greg: *Explodes*
FBI: *Breaks down door and kidnaps Greg*
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