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Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
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Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.
The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.
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When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.
Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
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To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement
Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.
when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny
Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.
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A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
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Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)
My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.
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