staunch

1. big, muscular
2. to (put the staunch on) as threatening/scaring them
3. to be smooth infront of girls

1. that blokes a staunch
2. i put the staunch on some kids yesterday
3. i saw u putting the staunch on those ladies

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staunch

To stand over some one; to scare and threaten some one

(standing infront of a person cracking your nuckles invoking fear in person at train station and them stepping back against fence) *next day*

"i hear you were trying to fucken staunch him at the station cracken your nuckles n shit"

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Staunch

To act or be scary

"why you tryna act staunch geezer"

Staunch

A female whos disposition of how she lets others see her, for how/who she truly is; a nasty sleazy disreputable sordid succubused bitch.

-BenzyMercy·2019

Example: You fucking nasty trifling *Staunch* ass bitch.

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Staunch

1. Large and Seaworthy (definition not used)

2. Just all out awsome, the best thing ever.

Usally used to describe food, games, movies or musicbut can also be used in thousands of other ways.

Devin: "That chicken parmi was so staunch"

Gazza: "Yer it was almost as staunch as Leborns 54 points

last night"

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Staunch

noun. To steal, rack, pilfer, acquire illegally, borrow without asking and without intention to return.

"Did you see that fucker? He just staunched my phone!"
"Damn, your mates girlfriend is HOT!. Keep her away from me or she is so getting staunched..."

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Staunch

When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.

Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"

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