Meme Stealer

One who steals memes, a crime against the human race, punishable by death. These people have no life or original humor and thrive off of stealing or reusing others' memes. They are generally retarded and single because they were born as internet criminals

"The city will be having a public execution of the 12 meme stealers that were caught this weekend."

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man stealer

Someone who goes and date your boyfriend while you are still dating him.

Emily is a man stealer because she took Johnny as her boyfriend.

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Bike stealer

A nigger

WTF that's my bike! That nigger is a bike stealer!

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crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

Pun-Stealer

Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.

(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----

(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!

(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"

Thunder Stealer

One of your "questionnable" friends who, when you try to set up your other friend with some chicks, comes by and steals the attention from said friend. thus making him a communist,thunder-stealing, jerkface!; Also makes you feel like a jerk because your well thought out plan to hook up a friend goes horribly wrong.

"Hey mauro, go talk to those chicks!"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"

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Cheesy stealer

When you bite into someone else’s cheesy without permission (specifically after being fooled 3 times).

No! My cheesy you cheesy stealer!

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