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Steve rogers = shmexy af
(especially when he comes out off the serum thingo)
person 1: "Steve rogers is so shmexy"
person 2: "right! especially when he comes out off the serum thingo"
A little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who got over him and made a life
John is being a Steve rogers today
14đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Steve Rogers was born on July 4, 1918, in Brooklyn (NY)
He was raised by his mother, a nurse, who died of tuberculosis, leaving Rogers alone at the age of eighteen
Steve Rogers is Bucky’s best friend
closeted gay boy
“secretly” in love with his best friend but pretends to fall in love with girls.
traitor
was a scrawny little dude but then shot up some drugs and got big and strong
throws around a frisbee
was pretty chilly for 70 years
doesn’t break laws but when bucky is involved he’ll break them all
“language”
america’s ass
an old man
woah look at that frisbee
that must be steve rogers
what a traitor leaving his souls mate like that
yeah what a boomer
10đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
His bitch ass left our boys' BOnky and SiM for British pussy! didn't he like make out with her niece in CW and tell his homie that he'd be with him till the end of the line. FUCK LINES THE MAN CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT CUZ HE'S SO BISEXUAL AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT but seriously...PoOgY cOoTeR? r u kidding me
me: "steve rogers is a dumb bitch"
bucky: "he used to be my dumb bitch"
6đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
A really great guy. Sensitive but tries to hide it. Intuitive leader. Passionate about causes. Reasonably handsome. Misunderstood. Kind hearted, decent. His only flaws are jealous workers and women who can't control him, spread half-truths to ruin his character. People take him for a sucker cuz he's so nice, but he's not that naive. He just doesn't let on how much he knows. He loves deeply and is mistaken for lovebombing, but really just looking for a soulmate. Carefully weighs best course as new information comes to light but stands by his strong moral code. He can't be bought, hates injustice. Doesn't consider himself a womanizer, has only had a few loves in his lifetime. Waits for the right partner to come up and say hi and is afraid of being accused of harassment. Suffers the blunt of other people's blunders and is often discredited as a result. A Jerry or a Tremain with a touch of Einstein, smidgen of Mr. Darcy. Your protector. Can't handle surprises until he gets to know you and gets spooked easily. Will lie to survive, but is not who he is. Naturally a great guy, but awkward socially.
Everyone wishes they were like a Steve Rogers, but don't have the character to be like him or go through what he did.
Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."
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