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You can find him in vents mostly in New York City. Especially if the vent is bent and you can smell eggs. He likes to hide under beds and possess people. Stewie likes to jump out of windows without screens and scream "What what in the butt". You can find him hanging out with churros. New York would not be complete without Stewie. he can come to life if you write a fanfic about him.
Person 1: Why is our vent bent????
Person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND GRAB A CHURRO BECAUSE STEWIE IS COMING SHAWTY GIRL
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a baby character in family guy who somehow talks so explicit not even his family doesn't even realize
a friend with a dog that can somehow talk and once again his family doesn't realize or even fucking care about it, THIS IS WHY WE FUCKING TAKE MEDS FOR DOGS THIS IS WHY BRIAN GOT IN A CAR CRASH YOU FUCKING SHI-
the guy who rides a tricycle and talks so explicitly in which he cant even ride a bicycle. what were peter and lois doing while having sex again?
stewie: hey brian, want to time travel again back to the 1900s to watch the titanic sink again? aw man, the glory.
brian: FUCK OFF PETE-- oh woof woof? i mean nah man you can go yourself ive already been in the bar enough with peter that i cant even fucking talk straight.
lois: stewie dont mess with peter's underwear its too big for you to fit in!!!1!1
stewie: fuck no motha this is better than using the tight ass baby diapers i always use, always made me uncomfortable as shit.
brian: *doesnt realize a car is about to hit him*
stewie: DUDE WATCH OUT A TRIHARD CAR DRIVER IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU!
brian: bruh thats ridiculous you think that'll happen to my doggy ass va- *gets violently hit*
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noun.
A semi-erect penis.
verb.
To have sex with someone with a semi and leave halfway through.
How did it go with Joe last night?
Fucking terrible. The bastard stewied me.
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The greatest dog who ever lived. He was a loyal, and caring dog. If you were sad he would come on snuggle up with you. He always brought a smile to your face...you will be remembered💔❤️
Who was Stewie?
You don't know who Stewie was?
No.
He was the most important dog to have ever lived
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1.
Lingo for when you stew something vigorously.
2.
A maniacal evil genius named Stewie on the show Family Guy.
3.
Another way of saying a 1965 car.
I’m gonna stewie those tomatoes.
Stewie is my favorite character, Karen.
I’m gonna swipe that stewie.
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The act of being crossfaded with the emphasis on the alcohol.
Have fan getting stewy as balls and shit.
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