stfd

Suck the fat dick

You just got dumped, haha stfd dude

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STFD

SLOW the fuck down!

You're doing WHAT and texting? STFD!

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STFD

Sit the Fuck Down

Used when someone just says something obnoxious and you need to put them in their place

Keenan: Aww man, my parents aren't getting me a Mustang for my 16th birthday. This is so unfair.

Damien: Dude, STFD. stop being a douche.

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STFD

Sit The F*ck Down, a taunt used in Weight Watchers Fitbit or other fitness device challenges. The person using this expression would prefer the other challenger(s) to stop increasing their step count or calories burn.

I've just been overtaken! You need to STFD because I need to win!

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Stfd

Shut the front door

Oiii stfd.

STFD

Shut the front door ( replacement for stfu- shut the fuck up or shut your mouth)

stfd, don't want him to hear us!

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STFD

Shut-The-Fuck-Down.
Changed version of STFU which means Shut The Fuck Up.

Joe: Your stupid.
Jim: STFU
Joe: STFD!

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